Humor

[ekonet]

...dlatego, że esperanto wymyślił polak

A kto to jest "polak"?

[grunia99]

A kto to jest "polak"?

Nie kto, tylko co. Za PWN (http://sjp.pwn.pl/slowniki/polak.html):
polak pot. «język polski jako przedmiot w szkole; też: lekcja języka polskiego»

Pozostaje tylko do wyjaśnienia w jaki sposób lekcja mogła wymyślić esperanto, ale to już jest osobne zagadnienie.

[ALF]

Skoro wg komentatorów canal +: Real mógł zwyciężyć mecz, piłka wylądowała w epicentrum pola karnego, a Malaga odniosła porażkę

[gALL]

Mala wprawka z angielskiego

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?". All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?". Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart.". Then, the women were told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. What now? Did you crash the car again?

4. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

5. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

6. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she???

[rooner]

http://hardcorowo.pl/42924_Znajdz_ro...obrazkami.html

[gALL]

Rasista

[rooner]

Nieprawda. Ja tych rasistów to nawet bardziej nie lubię niż czarnuchów

[gALL]

Nieprawda. Ja tych rasistów to nawet bardziej nie lubię niż czarnuchów

Oplulem monitor

[rooner]

Oplulem monitor

To jest tekst z teatru telewizji - mniej więcej od 5:20.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J9W1EzAARk

Zresztą polecam cały spektakl - stary ale jary

[Boa]

A kto to jest "polak"?

Mały Polak