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[OjTam]

Ruscy

I jeszcze się dziwisz?

A co by pustego przebiegu nie było:

Sport. W finale Mistrzostw Europy w tenisie stołowym reprezentant Holandii pokonał reprezentanta Polski. Ojciec obu zawodników przyleciał specjalnie oglądać ten mecz z rodzinnego Pekinu.

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[Ostry600]

hahahahaha
masakra

[sprocket]

Kwachu super reprezentowal Polske, tylko za to go lubie, tylko zeby nie bylo politycznie, co jak co ale swoj chlop.

[tomfoot]

Kwachu super reprezentowal Polske, tylko za to go lubie, tylko zeby nie bylo politycznie, co jak co ale swoj chlop.

To rozumiem też żart? Ze taki [ciach] był prezydentem?

[RMI] bez takich!

[sprocket]

Żart ....

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[FelTom]

"The Coyote Principle
CALIFORNIA
• The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
• The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
• He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
• He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
• The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
• The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
• The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
• The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
• The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes.
• PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.

TEXAS
• The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
• The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
• The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not."

Amerykanin, który to napisał, nie zna jeszcze procedur europejskich

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